his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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