I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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