he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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