Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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