I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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