so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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