Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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