We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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