cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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