just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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