hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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