I want to have your abortion
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Help. Why am I so naked?
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