Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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