Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
FUCK WHALES
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
