you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I party with great urgency now.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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