Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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