Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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