Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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