Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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