I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
whose ass print is on the piano?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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