i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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