But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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