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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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