i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Barsexuality is the new black.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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