no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
