Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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