Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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