she looked like the before picture.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
