I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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