i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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