Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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