i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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