NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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