You're so nebulous sometimes
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I can't turn off my feet"
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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