youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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