Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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