if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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