i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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