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Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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