Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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