We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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