just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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