all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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