I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I just found puke in my bra..
two words...techno handjob
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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