Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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