He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Randomize
