my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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