Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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