i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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