"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
