I CAN MOONWALK!
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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