I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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