she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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