Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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