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I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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