Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
